So Yeah today I had three dreams that made me go....wtf?
lets start with the first
it was this morning right before I woke up (well that's what i remember)
1-I was watching fireworks with a bunch of my friends at sainte anne de bellevue (in my pics) when suddenly a boat with a women screaming to everyone they should get on the other side of the river to see better passed by. I look down and see two of my friends on the other side and for some reason I knew that another of my friends was on the top of the eifel tower eating peanut butter..... Anyway so I run in front of me to get to the other side but I get in front of the river and can't do anything, suddenly that same boat with the woman comes in front of me so I decide to hold on to it. after 5 minutes I let go and fall in some uknown place , I look to my right and see stairs, I start going down the stairs and I notice on my right was a little door (like the ones for dogs) that was connected to the lake and from that door were coming out karts like in mario kart.....yeah >_> I finally get to the end of the stairs to find myself in a weird dodgy kind of shop in like a tunnel, I run to the other side passing a guy next to a drug store talking about wanting to go to sleep. I get outside but 5 seconds later I'm inside the shop that suddenly turned pink with a detective and me telling him "check the expiry date of the wood detective"
then a weird old asian lady comes and turning to the detective she says "do you want to taste my meat" I told the detective not to but he didn't listen and we followed the lady into her shop where her daughter was waiting (a person that I had never seen before in my life) then the lady calls me by my name and me suspecting something turn to tell the detective but before I have the time she says "she told me everything about you" (she being her daughter that I never had met before) her daughter agrees and the detective answers "wow she must talk a lot" to what I answer "yeah believe me she does" (and remember I never had met that girl) anyway then I suddenly decide to go outside and when I get outside I find myself watching myself from a pokemon kind of angle...in front of me was a wall with grass on it so I casually walk up on it and I encounter a wild pokemon which was .... a squid (on a wall.....) so I try to run but I can't and I faint and everythnig goes black.

then I woke up xD

that was the first dream.
second dream
I was in french class and I was tired because I had slept late yesterday so I fell asleep for about 5 minutes
2-so I was watching a guitar hero game when suddenly behind the little buttons coming down I saw two baseball bats slowly coming together to form an X and then a hockey stick going in between then there was a flash of light and I was teleported to a shout out where there was me with a chain gun, and my teachers with a squirt gun. So I suddenly headshot all my teachers and they turn into red spies, I shoot all of them again and they turn into that slime from dragon quest
then I woke up


now third last and weirdest dream of all prepare for the worst.
so i had just finished a geography exam and I had 15 minutes so the teacher said "relax or sleep or something" (bad advice xD)
so I went to sleep
3-Now I find myself in front of the white house and I see a nuclear bomb with a triforce on it falling in the sky. I decide to alert the president so I go into the white house, I see a lady and ask her where the president was (oh I forgot to mention everyone in this dream was a stick man xD including me) and she answers "the ice cream room" so I go and find Barack obama (stick man) on a little horse (those things you find in parks) and I go to him and say "Mr.President a nuclear bomb is gonna kill us all" he answers " I don't care i want my double chocolate ice cream!" I tell him again"Mr president we are all gonna die" and he still answers " I don't care I want my double chocolate ice cream!" so I see a baseball bat in a corner take it and hit him to knock (literally) some sense into him but then his eyeballs fall off, and he still says " I don't care I want my double chocolate ice cream!" so me mad and all take his eyeballs put them in a ice cream cone and give it to him so he eats it , he ate it and apparently his eyeballs were kinder surprise eggs ad the little toy were real eyeballs. Anyway so we finally get to stopping the nuclear bomb and the president gets a cannon and an artist (painter) he tells him to draw something on the front o the cannon and doesn't let me look until it was done. I look at it to see a shoop da whoop face, so the president throws a cookie inside the cannon which suddenly sends a laser at the nuclear bomb which explodes. But the president suddenly for some reason gets mad at me and throws me at the laser, so instead of dying I fly away and fall in......mushroom kingdom and I fall on mushrooms bouncing from one to another, and each one I fall on poops a coin from his ass.... so at a certain point I bounce on mario who poops not a coin but princess peach.... mario gets mad at me and chases me. I run into a little room and see some gel a blue coat and paper , and I decide to dress up as phoenix wright to hide.So I go to get the coat but inside the pocket I see a hint coin.... and on that hint coin I see a timer which went for 5-4-3-2-1 and it exploded and I woke up to the bell.


those are my three dreams